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I have a hot take. I don& #39;t think there was enough cocaine at the DNC. Fuck it, gimme Michelle Obama just flying and screaming "Vote or die! *Kicks chair*"
Imagine a cocaine fueled calamari roll call from Rhode Island. I want it. I need it. And also, I still want some calamari.
Gillibrand on yayo? Yes. Absolute. Keynote.
Bernie Sanders quiet and whispering everything but talking really fast because he& #39;s self-conscious about being too loud.
The Democratic National Cocaine.
Sharice Davids takes down Klobuchar with a rear naked choke because "NO. She cannot have any of the cocaine. We cannot handle it. She& #39;s already so loud."
Barack Obama yelling "You ain& #39;t my bitch, get your own damn fries*" at Joe Biden.
Joe Biden is still very sober. It would be reckless to allow him not to be.
* Audio here. https://soundcloud.com/ebjefe/obama-you-aint-my-bitch-nigga-buy-your-own-damn-fries">https://soundcloud.com/ebjefe/ob...
Joe Biden is still very sober. It would be reckless to allow him not to be.
* Audio here. https://soundcloud.com/ebjefe/obama-you-aint-my-bitch-nigga-buy-your-own-damn-fries">https://soundcloud.com/ebjefe/ob...
Also, this Obama audiobook clip. https://soundcloud.com/ebjefe/obama-there-are-white-folks-and-then-there-are-ignorant-motherfuckers-like-you">https://soundcloud.com/ebjefe/ob...
And this one: https://soundcloud.com/ebjefe/obama-says-gotta-have-them-ribs-and-p-ssy-too">https://soundcloud.com/ebjefe/ob...
