Self-care is realizing you don’t need to watch a toxic, highly publicized event to make fleeting repetitive dunks on Twitter.

Past me: Ooh I need watch this thing that will make me sad and angry so I can land some sick burns and be Twitter cool.

Current me: I would like to feel okay for longer than 18-minute increments in 2020. I’m gonna look at my dog sleeping quietly.

This is not meant to be a criticism for anyone else. You do you. I just do not have it in me to use my free time to watch stuff that deeply upsets me.