Man, last weekend my homegirl and I went out to eat! Shortly, one of her friends hit her up like we having game night come over! Of course, we pull tf up! Go in! We taking shots; having fun!
There’s this one guy in there that I automatically vibed with almost immediately! He has the same smart ass mouth, beautiful smile, smelled good, just had really good energy! So we end up flirting and laughing all night.
Of course, I look up and it’s 4am and he said he is headed home but wants to take my number to HMU sometimes! Of course, I give it to him.
So the next day we’re texting, day after that texting and talking, we end up getting up, chemistry is still chemistrying... everything is everything.
At this point , it’s only day 3/4 and we just having convo, one lil date, nothing serious.... so i hadn’t taken the chance to look him up. So i say let me look this man up on Facebook to see what i see.
Y’all so boom I find his face book page and go to scrolling and y’all guess what tf I SEE...... just mf guess.
Y’all done guessing? You mfs ain’t even try! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unerfreutes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Unerfreutes Gesicht">
Imma tell y’all ... but y’all the mf was married. Not only was he married..he had just got married...AT the end of June.
Nigga not even 2 months in and you already having it tf up out here
These the comments from the "such and such married such and such” Facebook announcement! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> Look at the damn weeks, chileee...
This nigga was really at a kickback 8 weeks after getting married with no fuckin ring on..kaheeing in bitches face and getting numbers.
This nigga was really up at night texting bitches for hours at 8.28 weeks of marriage.
This nigga was really taking bitches out at 8.42 weeks of marriage.
I have no more cans. Like is the ink dry on the certificates, has the guest even got back home, is the top of the wedding cake froze yet, has the venue deposit even been refunded yet? Like you ain’t wasting no time being a fuck nigga.
I thought I had done found me a cool lil local friend to go grab meals with and kiss on... that’s wtf i get for not following the government orders and being tf outta cornteen! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
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