ok you know what? i& #39;m doing it

the pros and cons of gene wilder wonka, and johnny depp wonka

let& #39;s start out with the man, the legend, the og wonka (rip gene wilder, you absolute legend https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen">)

pros: absolutely handsome, kind, funny, didn& #39;t fuck around, and a very good singer

cons: only cares about his chocolate, scares the shit out of everyone, doesn& #39;t make his chocolate

oh god. not him. now we have mod https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Angewidertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angewidertes Gesicht"> modern https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Angewidertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angewidertes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Angewidertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angewidertes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤮" title="Spuckendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Spuckendes Gesicht"> wonkahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤮" title="Spuckendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Spuckendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤮" title="Spuckendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Spuckendes Gesicht">

pros: handles his trauma pretty well, gives charlie a good home

cons: annoying as fuck, that laugh, pisses everyone off, STRAIGT HAIR??? AND THE OOMPA LOOMPA CALL??? WHAT THE FUCK?? "hello children"

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO FUCK C&TCF WONKA??? WHAT MAKES HIM SO SEXY??? WHAT?? WHY???