Bro my mom was cussing me for “taking” her combs, I explained that it couldn’t have been me because I had a wig on and then my hair was in an afro for a week. She said well I can’t find it ... WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME?

I proceeded to tell her to look for her combs becuhhhh... I don’t have them, and that she needs to stop blaming me when she can’t find stuff https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unerfreutes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Unerfreutes Gesicht">
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A week goes by, and I go looking for a comb to blow dry my hair, I find 2 of my combs but since she’s complaining I’ll give her one

So I bring it to her, she’s like this isn’t my comb. I take a deep breath and explain Ik it’s not, I don’t have yours, I never did but here’s a comb since you’re complaining. She then goes I’m going to lock my door because things are always going missing ... really nigga?

The day after I brought up tissue for all washrooms and she goes. “Dad had found my comb and given it to me last night, but I really don’t know ... “
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Soooooo when I had said ...
“ so I told you I didn’t have the comb and you’re there blaming me, where’s my apology?”

Because we’re big ppl, you need to know when you’re wrong and hug it what... SHORDYYYYY GOES
“ *laughs laughs* shev relax yourself and be quiet”
Ma’am this isn’t what we’re doing here https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">