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English Lit: It’s easier to watch the movie than read the book, everything’s a metaphor for something else, if it’s raining that’s “pathetic fallacy” and something bad& #39;s going to happen, Hamlet was based on the Lion King.
Science: That leaf thing is called photosynthesis, the sun is absolutely miles away, toasting your sandwich on a bunsen burner is a bad idea, there are too many elements. Lose some.
Maths: You think writing 5318008 on your calculator is the funniest thing ever, then you go to secondary school, upgrade to a scientific calculator, and open a whole new world of immature possibilities.
Geography: tectonic plates, papier mache volcanoes, and… erm… hmm.
History: It goes Dinosaurs, Cavemen, Egyptians, Romans, Vikings, Tudors, Guy Fawkes, Titanic, World War 2.
Absolutely nothing else happened in between. Stop asking about it.
Absolutely nothing else happened in between. Stop asking about it.
RE: Let’s all just agree to disagree?
English Lit - just remembered some evil genius in our school wrote “George shoots Lenny” on Page 1 of EVERY. SINGLE. COPY. of Mice and Men.
We hope that person is doing well.
We hope that person is doing well.
DT: Anything can be a pencil pot if you put pencils in it
History again (remembered more) - Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived...for a bit but then still died of old age or something.
PE: PE is just like Maths because you have to show you’re working out.
French/German/Spanish: We’re yet to go on a holiday where anyone asks us about our hobbies so this hasn’t come in particularly useful so far.
Food tech: All we learnt was how to make pesto pasta. This remains the single most important thing we were taught at school.
English Language: Verbs are doing words, nouns are names, adjectives describe them: “Stop [verb] being silly [adjective] on Twitter [noun] and sell [verb] some smoothies [noun] before [dunno] you [pronoun] are fired [verb].”
Still have absolutely no idea how to use a semi-colon.
Still have absolutely no idea how to use a semi-colon.
Music: DJ DJ ~yeeeeeeaaah~
