what i will do right after i finish highschool, a thread:

hi this is mostly a joke please dont take this thread seriously https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😼" title="Katzengesicht mit ironischem Lächeln" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht mit ironischem Lächeln">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😼" title="Katzengesicht mit ironischem Lächeln" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht mit ironischem Lächeln">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😼" title="Katzengesicht mit ironischem Lächeln" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht mit ironischem Lächeln">also this contains mentions of tw // su!c!d3 and d34th and stuff so.

1. convince my family to take me to canada for vacation, sounds normal right? wrong!!!! this is the first step of my evil scheme

2. fake my death , while in labrador canada i will pretend that i jumped into the water and drowned or something while staying at a hotel. also my letter will say something like “oooo life put too much pressure on me and my future holds nothing oooo move on for me”

3. i will then flee with food and self defense weapons like tazers because im swag and prepare. ill find some nice canadian ppl living by the shore and i will do the chores for them in exchange for being able to live on their porch. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😸" title="Grinsendes Katzengesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Katzengesicht mit lächelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍" title="Thumbs up" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up">