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a thread of bad pickup lines i can hopefully use if i ever get a gf to annoy her
disclaimer: this is probably the reason i’ll be single my whole life anyways
did your license get suspended for driving all these people crazy?
it’s a good thing i have my library card because i am totally checking you out
i was wondering if you had an extra heart because mine was just stolen.
is your name google? because you have everything I’ve been searching for
are you a time traveler? cause i see you in my future!
can i follow you where you’re going right now? because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
something’s wrong with my eyes because i can’t take them off you.
we aren’t socks but i think we’d make a great pair
do you have a map? cause i keep getting lost in your eyes
do you have a bandaid? i just scraped my knee falling for you.
you must be tired because you& #39;ve been running through my mind all night.
did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
youre so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
if i could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together
if you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable
feel my shirt, know what it’s made of? girlfriend material
did you just come out of an oven cause you are hot
im studying to become a historian. im especially interested in finding a date
are you a camera? because i look at you and smile!
are you a loan? because you sure have my interest!
they say nothing lasts forever.. so would you be my nothing?
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