the red space shirt: 9/10

-a lil plain
+lots of teeny tiny details
+makes him look extra tiny !!!
shoe shirt: 7/10

+shoes
-shoes
“you choke me up” shirt: 10/10

+he got jokes
+i like graphic tees idk
that one shirt he has 3 versions of: 7/10

+love the oddly positioned diamond band,, sits right under his tits
“live aid” shirt: 1000/10

+iconic
+pale pink with a comic strip on it,, what’s not to love??
+we all want it
-a lil overated but it’s coolio
this one shirt that i don’t have any other photos of: -4/10

-pattern makes it look creased and wrinkly
-not enough contrast between the print and the shirt to tell wtf it’s supposed to be
yes 9/10

+very art deco
+looks like an impressionist painting i love
-a lil dark but it has contrast so it’s okie dokie
funky funk shirt: 50000/10

+very dad
+this shirt is what i depend on for emotional support
+it’s just a bunch of shapes but it makes me so happy
gave me a headache: -127/10
the hawaiien shirt: 120/10

+adopt me plz
+100% dad
+flowers
the crayon vest: 3000/10

+look like tampons
the shirt with the little people on it: 100000000/10

+IT HAS LIL PEOPLE ON IT
+NICE SHAPES
-looks like graph paper ew maths stinky
eh 3/10

-looks like ya cut strips of coloured paper n stuck em on to a shirt ://
the big white shirt: 335533/10

-simple
+i want it sm
+lets the tits breathe
+looks v comfy :((
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