Weird things I’ve been tipped with as a stripper:
- old first gen Android phone
- a Little Debbie snack cake
- a giant bag of Sour Patch Kids (that he opened, ate out of, and left a Starbucks giftcard and a handwritten note inside)
- a clown nose
If you’ve ever been tipped with weird shit, please share!
I still have the ancient phone, the letter and the clown nose. Also, I think it’s worth mentioning that the Little Debbie snack cake was in fact, placed in my g string. I took a pic the moment it happened but it got lost on an old phone. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Müdes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Müdes Gesicht">
You can follow @malibrobarbie.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: