yes, i& #39;m reading midnight sun. yes, i forgot that the entire premise of twilight is "edward really wants to kill and eat his girlfriend."

yes, i& #39;m finding the number of times he admits this per page very, very jarring.

i& #39;m going to be live-tweeting reading this because i& #39;m not brave enough to go at it alone anymore.

also, this really reminds me of sookie & bill of true blood—how he likes her bc of the smell of her blood.

do you every wonder how your blood would smell to a vampire?

I have the same problem, Edward

On page 109 of midnight sun, Edward spies on Bella while she’s sleeping in her bedroom (in her bedroom!!) and falls in love. All it takes is a few paragraphs. This kind of certainty was wildly romantic when I was 14 & now I’m like dude get a grip get out of her room

This woman‘s kink is writing couples who experience zero doubt and uncertainty

One-sentence summary of twilight & all her spawn, from 50 Shades of Grey to 365 DNI