95% of guys are blessed with X-ray eyes.They might not be able to foresee their future but they can look at you and tell you the shape and size of your p*ssy and clits. It doesn& #39;t matter if you& #39;re on cloak or open cloth; It& #39;s a matter of talent. The devil himself gave it to them.

Was walking home from Church yesterday and some thugs walked pass me. One of them looked at me for a while and said to his friends, "Walahi, obo aunty to n lo yen ma dun do." (I swear, that Sister& #39;s pussy would be sweet to fvck).

One of the friends asked why he thought so, and he said, "Iru won l& #39;obo won ma n nidoh to se f& #39;owo ra. Bi ponmo bai nidoh won se ma n ri" (It& #39;s their type that usually have clits that are rub-able. It& #39;s usually huge like ponmo".

I felt really insulted but let it go cus I know their type. But when I got home and started undressing, I was pushed to even confirm the fool& #39;s assumption. Lo and behold.....Oloriburuku bobo yen get e pah! I swear, aye awon okunrin min ti bajeh. Like how did he know?

Glossary:

Oloriburuku bobo yen get e pah: That unfortunate being got the description exactly the way it is!

Aye awon okunrin min ti baje: some guys are something else.

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