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haikyuu characters and how they would react when you call them from a party and as if they can take you home, a thread:
hinata: he wouldn’t really know what to do in this situation; it’s likely that he would have a moment of panic and pass on the message to another karasuno member (hopefully suga or daichi)
kageyama: like hinata, he wouldn’t really know what to do. you’d call him and just hear a really long “ummmmmmmm” and realize it’s not worth it
tsukishima: he’d flat out say “no”. but a couple of minutes later he’d text you “fine”. a mysterious change of heart. he’d pick you up, drive you home, and as soon as you’re out of the car he’d drive off without saying anything or looking back
yamaguchi: why do you think tsukishima had the change of heart to begin with? yamaguchi happened to be there and was like: “tsukki don’t you think you were a bit lame? what if something bad happens to them?” an angel. a saint. a good boy
tanaka: he’s at the same party, but surprisingly he isn’t much of a drinker. JK JK he’s here as DD for saiko smh. he’d happily take you home though. the only drawback is that there is a high chance of you forgetting your wallet. not bc he stole it, he just didn’t ask if u have it
nishinoya: he’s also at the party, but unlike tanaka he’s invested in an intense game of beer pong. if you make him lose, he’ll never forgive you. better luck next time
asahi: he’d be reluctant at first, and nervous as all hell. eventually he’d agree, but you should feel bad for what you put him through. he’d help you home and get you inside, but say something like “please don’t let this happen again, i care about you”. a heart of gold, this one
sugawar: OH FUCK YES! listen, not only would suga take you home. he’d make sure you have your wallet, keys, and phone. he’d get you inside, and help you into bed. he’d even leave you a glass of water and ibuprofen at your bedside table. you can always count on suga
daichi: OH FUCK YES! he has the same parental energy as suga, and would do everything as above. however, you’d be in for a bit of a lecture 
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ennoshita: OH FUCK YES! chances are, ennoshita was assigned as DD to begin with; even if he wasn’t, he has been before, and he knows exactly what he’s doing. his care wouldn’t be as thorough as daichi’s or suga’s but it comes pretty damn close. we stan
kiyoko: is this even a question? we know damn well that kiyoko is reliable as fuck. she knows what she’s doing. don’t expect conversation, there won’t be any, unless your name is yachi. but chances are, if your name is yachi, you wouldn’t be in this mess to begin with
yachi: she’d panic at first, BUT anyone else would show up underprepared. yachi shows up OVERPREPARED. she has a checklist, a pen, and an oversized bucket; google maps is open and ready. this isn’t a favor, its a mission
ukai: AYYY UKAI THE REAL MVP. he hears your slurres voice at the end of the line and you hear him grumble, “alright, alright, i’ll come get ya, ya dumb kid”. when he hangs up, he chuckles to himself and remembers his own partying days
takeda: AYYY TAKEDA, THE MVP! he have a water bottle or two ready in the car for you. he’d ask if you had a good time and listen intently when you talk about the nights shenanigans. and he’d be genuinely interested “no way, really? : O “ oh takeda, we love you
saiko: if you call saiko to pick you up, you’re either gay, horny, or stupid. asuming that she isn’t absolutely raging that night... buckle up
oikawa: first of all, out of all people why would you call him? don’t bother. he’s also at the party; he’s probably drunk and crying in the bathroom. he should have gone to shiratorizawa : /
iwaizumi: he’s also at the party, not because he wants to be (he doesn’t) but bc he has to supervise a certain team captain... he’s very reliable, but don’t bother asking him. he’s looking after a drunk and crying oikawa. what a hero. braver than the US marines
kyōtani: no
kuroo: do you really trust this man to get you home?? it’s not because he’d say no, or do something stupid. it’s because this man is in the back downing tequila shots with bokuto. he swears to drunk he’s not god
kenma: he’d probably hang up on you and go back to playing animal crossing
lev: he’s at the party, but he’s not much of a drinker. he agrees to take you home, but end up splitting a 20 piece chicken nugget meal at mcdonalds, and then you visit the kitchen goods section of wal-mart. he needs a new spatula
bokuto: HEY! HEY! HEY! don’t even bother asking bokuto for a ride home, you absolute buffoon. if he isn’t doing tequila shots with kuroo, he’s in “emo mode” and crying with oikawa
akaashi: like iwa-chan, akaashi doesn’t want to be there. not really. like iwa-chan, he’s busy looking after his team captain to consider helping you. even if he wasn’t, he’s not interested. you’re wasting your breath
nobody asked for this thread, but here it is. i would add the boys from date tech and shiratorizawa but twitter won’t let me add more content. >: (
