Gf and best friend are watching fifty shades darker with drinking game. I& #39;m joining in. I might not last
Especially when one of the rules is & #39;chug if you& #39;re too sober for this shit& #39;
The dialogue is worse than I expected
Jamie Dornan can& #39;t get out of some of these shots quick enough
Lotta snuffling going on
Apparently there& #39;s a stalker. And Christian Grey is the real monster. But the scariest thing is some of those hairstyles in the salon
Pretty sure I& #39;ve seen longer sex scenes in Riverdale.

A pretty damning indictment of both IPs and me
We& #39;ve taken to calling Christian& #39;s chest his No No Square
Christian Grey has a Chronicles of Riddick poster in his room. What the fuck is this film
Fuck me that was awful. I could have drunk solidly every second of that film and it still wouldn& #39;t be enough. I feel sorry for everyone who had to get dragged in to make these films
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