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(It’s INTENSE; you’ve been warned)
This one’s so fat they can barely walk https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Angewidertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angewidertes Gesicht">
Look at this one trying to canabalize the other bc it’s so hungry https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Angewidertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angewidertes Gesicht">
I didn’t know the Michelin man was a father, congrats.
Don’t let yourself get to the point where you literally try & eat your friends https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤮" title="Spuckendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Spuckendes Gesicht">
Can barely move cuz of all that lard https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Angewidertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angewidertes Gesicht">
At least one of these fatties had some willpower. This is an 8 month difference. Don’t give up y’all.
Public humiliation is what these fatties deserve https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Triumphierendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Triumphierendes Gesicht">
Surprised they didn’t break the tablehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐷" title="Schweinsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schweinsgesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐷" title="Schweinsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schweinsgesicht">
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