Sorry docs, I know cannulation can be tricky, and that there are procedures that make you sweat just thinking about having to do them.

But have you ever had to make a hospital bed in front of an 80yo lady who just happens to have been a matron?

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You think it’s going well, but then you hear something, it’s the wheels of a walking aid across the bay floor. You ignore it, she’s just off to the loo you think. But then, from behind you you hear “you don’t mind if I help you a little do you? Your corner wasn’t quite right” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

“No it’s alright thanks, somebody will only get in it in a second anyway!”

You smile earnestly.

She rolls her eye, and rolls her frame back to her chair.