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Bkg, aged 4, at a 7-11 check out: mama can i have a candy?
Mitsuki: that& #39;s only for grown-ups, honey
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Deku, aged 16, jokingly: maybe we should pick up some condoms tonight
Bkg: huh?
Deku: you know next to the cash register
Bkg: you mean the grown up candies?
Deku: KACCHAN
Mitsuki: that& #39;s only for grown-ups, honey
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Deku, aged 16, jokingly: maybe we should pick up some condoms tonight
Bkg: huh?
Deku: you know next to the cash register
Bkg: you mean the grown up candies?
Deku: KACCHAN
Bkg: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THOSE ARE CONDOMS? THEY SAY STRAWBERRY
Deku: they can be flavoured!
Bkg: don& #39;t they look like sausage casings or something???
Deku: YES but they come in little foil packets, did you think people sold them inflated??
Deku: they can be flavoured!
Bkg: don& #39;t they look like sausage casings or something???
Deku: YES but they come in little foil packets, did you think people sold them inflated??
Bkg: so they just have sex stuff on display? RIGHT THERE? I USED TO BEG MY MOM FOR THEM WHEN I WAS A KID
Deku, in tears, trying not to laugh: KACCHAN THEY ARE SEX ITEMS YOU& #39;RE NOT MEANT TO EAT THEM
Bkg: YOU JUST SAID THEY WERE FLAVOURED
Deku: LUBE, THEY& #39;RE FLAVOURED WITH LUBE
Deku, in tears, trying not to laugh: KACCHAN THEY ARE SEX ITEMS YOU& #39;RE NOT MEANT TO EAT THEM
Bkg: YOU JUST SAID THEY WERE FLAVOURED
Deku: LUBE, THEY& #39;RE FLAVOURED WITH LUBE
Bkg: HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS
Deku: uh
Bkg: oh my god
Bkg: you watch PORN
Deku: KACCHAN WE& #39;RE IN PUBLIC STOP YELLING
Bkg: DON& #39;T TOUCH ME DEGENERATE
Deku: uh
Bkg: oh my god
Bkg: you watch PORN
Deku: KACCHAN WE& #39;RE IN PUBLIC STOP YELLING
Bkg: DON& #39;T TOUCH ME DEGENERATE
Kiri: we literally just came here for soda, how are you already fighting
Bkg: HE& #39;S TRYING TO GIVE ME AN STD
Deku: YOU DON& #39;T KNOW WHAT AN STD IS
Bkg: YES I DO
Deku: WHAT DOES STD MEAN?
Bkg, confidently: cooties!
Bkg: HE& #39;S TRYING TO GIVE ME AN STD
Deku: YOU DON& #39;T KNOW WHAT AN STD IS
Bkg: YES I DO
Deku: WHAT DOES STD MEAN?
Bkg, confidently: cooties!
Kiri: ok where do babies come from
Bkg: sperm fertilises an ovum and creates a zygote, later embryo. I& #39;m not an idiot
Deku: where does sperm come from
Bkg: the penis
Kiri: and how does it get into the vagina
Bkg: sex
Deku: which means?
Bkg: the parents get naked and kiss
Bkg: sperm fertilises an ovum and creates a zygote, later embryo. I& #39;m not an idiot
Deku: where does sperm come from
Bkg: the penis
Kiri: and how does it get into the vagina
Bkg: sex
Deku: which means?
Bkg: the parents get naked and kiss
Deku, wheezing: how the hell does kissing transport sperm anywhere?
Bkg: it, uh - it comes up through -
Kiri: the dick has to go in the vagina, man
Bkg: what the hell? How& #39;s that supposed to fit
Kiri, wiping tears: that& #39;s what she said
Bkg: WHO???
Bkg: it, uh - it comes up through -
Kiri: the dick has to go in the vagina, man
Bkg: what the hell? How& #39;s that supposed to fit
Kiri, wiping tears: that& #39;s what she said
Bkg: WHO???
Iida, coming up to them: i must ask you three to keep it down! You& #39;re causing a ruckus!
Kiri: bkg needs to have the birds and the bees talk. He doesn& #39;t understand sex.
Iida: ah, i see!
Iida: (turns around and leaves)
Kiri: bkg needs to have the birds and the bees talk. He doesn& #39;t understand sex.
Iida: ah, i see!
Iida: (turns around and leaves)
Momo: iida said there was an emergency? Why are you guys crying?
Deku: (unintelligible noises)
Kiri: he said - he said - bkg tell her what you said
Bkg, unhappily: i asked if you could have sex with a pregnant person or if your dick would poke the baby
Momo: oh dear
Deku: (unintelligible noises)
Kiri: he said - he said - bkg tell her what you said
Bkg, unhappily: i asked if you could have sex with a pregnant person or if your dick would poke the baby
Momo: oh dear
Kiri: you& #39;re so fucking cute, dude, it& #39;s like you& #39;re still in elementary school
Bkg, grabbing deku by the collar: fuck you, I& #39;m not a little kid (kisses deku right in the middle of the 7-11)
Deku:
Deku, cracking up: so was that sex or
Bkg, grabbing deku by the collar: fuck you, I& #39;m not a little kid (kisses deku right in the middle of the 7-11)
Deku:
Deku, cracking up: so was that sex or
Bkg: obviously not, idiot. we still had our clothes on
Deku:
Bkg: That was just oral.
Kiri: HAHAHAHAH
Deku:
Bkg: That was just oral.
Kiri: HAHAHAHAH
Bkg, loudly: I& #39;m buying a condom
Deku: KACCHAN WAIT NO
Bkg: STFU DEKU I NEED TO SEE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE
Kiri: STOP YELLING OH MY GOD
Bkg: give me that one
Cashier, exhausted: sir, that& #39;s just gum
Deku: KACCHAN WAIT NO
Bkg: STFU DEKU I NEED TO SEE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE
Kiri: STOP YELLING OH MY GOD
Bkg: give me that one
Cashier, exhausted: sir, that& #39;s just gum
Bkg: which ones are the condoms??
Cashier: right there, they& #39;re next to the lube.
Bkg:
Cashier:
Bkg: THAT& #39;S LUBE?
Cashier: yeah
Bkg: MY MOM SAID THOSE WERE SKINNY DEODORANTS
Deku: K A C C H A N
Cashier: right there, they& #39;re next to the lube.
Bkg:
Cashier:
Bkg: THAT& #39;S LUBE?
Cashier: yeah
Bkg: MY MOM SAID THOSE WERE SKINNY DEODORANTS
Deku: K A C C H A N
(Later, in the dorms)
Bkg: what the hell are you supposed to do with this
Deku: i think you unroll it
Bkg: wh - that can barely go on my pinky
Kiri: they inflate
Deku: try blowing into it
Bkg: EW NO
Deku: WHY NOT I THOUGHT YOU LIKED STRAWBERRY
Bkg: what the hell are you supposed to do with this
Deku: i think you unroll it
Bkg: wh - that can barely go on my pinky
Kiri: they inflate
Deku: try blowing into it
Bkg: EW NO
Deku: WHY NOT I THOUGHT YOU LIKED STRAWBERRY
Bkg: holy shit
Kiri: woah dude it got HUGE. Whose fuckin dong gets that size?
Deku: it& #39;s not that wierd, it looks pretty comfy.
Bkg:
Kiri:
Deku, blushing: uhm, i mean-
Kiri: woah dude it got HUGE. Whose fuckin dong gets that size?
Deku: it& #39;s not that wierd, it looks pretty comfy.
Bkg:
Kiri:
Deku, blushing: uhm, i mean-
Bkg: so you just put your dick in it? Lame. Deku, hand me the trashcan
Deku: okay.
Kiri: WAIT. wait, dude we spent money on that.
Bkg: so?
Kiri: so, you know. We should, like, have some fun.
Deku, grinning: wanna go get a few more?
Deku: okay.
Kiri: WAIT. wait, dude we spent money on that.
Bkg: so?
Kiri: so, you know. We should, like, have some fun.
Deku, grinning: wanna go get a few more?
(the next day)
Aizawa: so, would you boys like to explain why there are about 30 broken condoms lying around your dorm?
Deku: (incoherent mumbling)
Aizawa: what was that?
Bkg, embarrassed: we had a water balloon fight
Aizawa: so, would you boys like to explain why there are about 30 broken condoms lying around your dorm?
Deku: (incoherent mumbling)
Aizawa: what was that?
Bkg, embarrassed: we had a water balloon fight
