fuck. bought a few acres of land out in Palm Springs for a peach of a bargain, i& #39;m talkin pennies on the lane, and i come to find out that it& #39;s not even usable in my plans to build the world& #39;s largest above ground swimming pool??

they said the deck would crack the soil too close to a fault line and that i would be displacing a rare gecko species and it& #39;s like?? bro imagine the parties!!!

now, i& #39;m defaulting in my loan to secure the land and i got developers calling me up the wahzoo, i& #39;m talkin marketing team, merch companies, not to mention the construction companies i hired, i mean i promise these people six months of gainful employment!!