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"fish meat is practically a vegetable" - Ron Swanson.
"When it comes to government hearings, the only type of witness I enjoy being is a hostile one...That& #39;s why I intend to answer everyone of their questions...with a question." - Ron Swanson
"On principle I never say anything a person is trying to get me to say." - Ron Swanson.
"When I walked in this morning and say the flag was at half mast, I thought "ALRIGHT! another Bureaucrat ate it"...but then I found out it was Lil Sebastion......half mast is too high.....SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT" - Ron Swanson
âNormally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I& #39;d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I& #39;d work all night, if it meant nothing got done.â - Ron Swanson
âI like Tom. He doesnât do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. Heâs not a team player. Heâs never wanted to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what Iâm looking for in a government employee.â - Ron Swanson
my favorite: âDear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.â - Ron Swanson
