what I think about each zodiac sign based on my experience and what i know about astrology: a thread

y& #39;all have a natal chart so what I say might not be accurate for you,,,, btw don& #39;t attack me lol it& #39;s just for fun
taurus

- stubborn
- WHY ARE Y& #39;ALL SO SLOW
- SPEAK UP
- your hugs are SO heartwarming
- hardworking
- lazy lazy lazy
gemini

- YOUR BRAIN FUCK LET ME KISS IT
- y& #39;all love learning about everything
- sarcastic asf
- ppl hate u just bc they can& #39;t be you
- smart
- TALKATIVE
- coolest friend
cancer:

- the mom friend of the group
- so sensitive
- y& #39;all love making new friends
- easily offended
- will do anything for the ppl they love
- best hugs and forehead kisses
leo

- glamorous bitches
- YOUR ENERGYYYY FUCK we love to see it
- y& #39;all are always looking for attention,,,
- charismatic as fuck
- y& #39;all seem pretty confident but on the inside you are so insecure,,
virgo

- SO MEAN
- stop overthinking please you can& #39;t be perfect
- will take care of you
- so organized https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤝" title="Handschlag" aria-label="Emoji: Handschlag">
- gets annoyed easily
- gives good advices
libra

- ALL YOU DO IS FLIRT
- acts like a dumb person but they are not
- tries to be nice with everyone just bc they want ppl to like them https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">
- dramatic,,,
- good taste
scorpio:

- resting bitch face
- can be really mean
- SENSITIVEEE
- ngl y& #39;all can be pretty toxic,,, https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">
- LOYAL AS FUCK
- y& #39;all are so horny
- gets overwhelmed easily
sagittarius

- optimistic
- FUNNYYYY
- spontaneous AS FUCK
- y& #39;all seem pretty happy but on the inside y& #39;all can be really sad and no one will notice,,,,,
- not afraid to take risks
capricorn

- HARDWORKING
- seems heartless but they& #39;re just scared of getting hurt
- loyal
- y& #39;all are so independent
- best leaders
- big brain
aquarius

- open minded
- emotionless (sometimes)
- would do anything for their friend
- SMART
- please don& #39;t be mean all the time
- sarcastic
pisces,,,,

- can be really dumb and clumsy
- YOUR HEART????? please
- empathetic AS FUCK
- BITCH STOP DAYDREAMING,, be realistic
- so sensitive,,, and that& #39;s why they get overwhelmed easily
- y& #39;all are always trying to make everyone feel better
don& #39;t take it that serious lol chill https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💆🏻‍♀️" title="Frau bekommt Gesichtsmassage (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau bekommt Gesichtsmassage (heller Hautton)"> read your natal chart
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