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a thread of me roasting the twelve zodiac signs because i am bored as hell 
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aries
- ALWAYS FUMING mad
- calm tf down dudehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍" title="Thumbs up" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up">
- we arent comaptible lol so maybe this just happens to me
- brutally honest
- overall brutal
- they will offend u and they will NEVER notice it NEVER .
- so good at roasting people
- just pls stop making mean jokes
- PLS STOP
- ALWAYS FUMING mad
- calm tf down dude
- we arent comaptible lol so maybe this just happens to me
- brutally honest
- overall brutal
- they will offend u and they will NEVER notice it NEVER .
- so good at roasting people
- just pls stop making mean jokes
- PLS STOP
taurus
- they are so fucking bad at handling money
- they will buy something new everyday
- STUBBORN AS FUCK
- they will ask u for advice but they will never consider it
- YOU WILL NEVER WIN WHEN IT COMES TO THEM
- secretly protective & so trustworthy believe me
- one of my favs.
- they are so fucking bad at handling money
- they will buy something new everyday
- STUBBORN AS FUCK
- they will ask u for advice but they will never consider it
- YOU WILL NEVER WIN WHEN IT COMES TO THEM
- secretly protective & so trustworthy believe me
- one of my favs.
gemini
- THAT bitch of the zodiac sign
- theyre so fucking intimidating that‘s why ppl always misunderstood them
- i‘m actually belong to the 10% who likes them lmao
- they have like 400+ personalities HELP
- has a good sense of humor too ig
- PLS MAKE UP YOUR MIND BYE
- THAT bitch of the zodiac sign
- theyre so fucking intimidating that‘s why ppl always misunderstood them
- i‘m actually belong to the 10% who likes them lmao
- they have like 400+ personalities HELP
- has a good sense of humor too ig
- PLS MAKE UP YOUR MIND BYE
cancer
- STFU THEY& #39;RE THE BESTEST sign
- they always give the best advice
- you can vent out to them about ANYTHING
- if u got a friend that& #39;s a cancer ure v lucky
- clingy as fuck
- they are highly sensitive over the smallest things but they‘re so brave in d biggest ones
- me
- STFU THEY& #39;RE THE BESTEST sign
- they always give the best advice
- you can vent out to them about ANYTHING
- if u got a friend that& #39;s a cancer ure v lucky
- clingy as fuck
- they are highly sensitive over the smallest things but they‘re so brave in d biggest ones
- me
leo
- THEY ARE SO WITTY
- always wins at fights
- they are so fucking inconsistent and for what
- they are always bored
- gets tired at EVERYTHING
- they also get mad so fast
- they are either 100% mature or 100% immature there is no in between
- BUT they are the prettiest
- THEY ARE SO WITTY
- always wins at fights
- they are so fucking inconsistent and for what
- they are always bored
- gets tired at EVERYTHING
- they also get mad so fast
- they are either 100% mature or 100% immature there is no in between
- BUT they are the prettiest
virgo
- has a hard time explaining their feelings
- they doesn& #39;t give a fuck
- unproblematic
- unbothered
- deep down they OVERTHINK A LOT
- prob hate us all
- HIGH STANDARDS
- throws tantrums secretely
- idk much about them lol
- if ure a virgo be friends with me bye
- has a hard time explaining their feelings
- they doesn& #39;t give a fuck
- unproblematic
- unbothered
- deep down they OVERTHINK A LOT
- prob hate us all
- HIGH STANDARDS
- throws tantrums secretely
- idk much about them lol
- if ure a virgo be friends with me bye
libra
- SO ANNOYING
- they cant keep their mouth shut
- talks a lot about anything
- INDECISIVE AS FUCK
- MAKE. UP. YOUR. MIND
- pls decide on your own instead of asking advices in any smallest thing you make
- it& #39;s okay to mess up dude
- so dependent
- one of the prettiest
- SO ANNOYING
- they cant keep their mouth shut
- talks a lot about anything
- INDECISIVE AS FUCK
- MAKE. UP. YOUR. MIND
- pls decide on your own instead of asking advices in any smallest thing you make
- it& #39;s okay to mess up dude
- so dependent
- one of the prettiest
scorpio
- THEY ARE SO SCARY I SWEAR
- secretive & mysterious
- mess up with their friends and YOU ARE DEAD
- independent !!
- i like this zodiac sign PLEASE
- don& #39;t mess up with them they will haunt you in their dreams
- they hold grudges longer than ur relationship
- warfreak
- THEY ARE SO SCARY I SWEAR
- secretive & mysterious
- mess up with their friends and YOU ARE DEAD
- independent !!
- i like this zodiac sign PLEASE
- don& #39;t mess up with them they will haunt you in their dreams
- they hold grudges longer than ur relationship
- warfreak
sagittarius
- DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT EVERYTHING
- bland and boring or aggressive and scary there is no in between
- doesnt know how to flirt
- can be fake sometimes
- doesnt know how to take criticism
- copies everything
- bitchy as hell, you& #39;ll never win when it comes to them
- DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT EVERYTHING
- bland and boring or aggressive and scary there is no in between
- doesnt know how to flirt
- can be fake sometimes
- doesnt know how to take criticism
- copies everything
- bitchy as hell, you& #39;ll never win when it comes to them
capricorn
- PLS THEY ARE THE WORST
- they confuses me a lot
- they are so fucking hard to read
- you& #39;ll never know if they want you dead
- JUST FUCKING TELL WHAT YOU FEEL ITS NOT THAT HARD
- speak the fuck up
- do anything bad and they& #39;ll drop you w/o u even knowing what u did
- PLS THEY ARE THE WORST
- they confuses me a lot
- they are so fucking hard to read
- you& #39;ll never know if they want you dead
- JUST FUCKING TELL WHAT YOU FEEL ITS NOT THAT HARD
- speak the fuck up
- do anything bad and they& #39;ll drop you w/o u even knowing what u did
aquarius
- the brains
- ALSO INTIMIDATING
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- tries to be everyone
- annoying sometimes, invisible sometimes
- you will never notice if they& #39;re gone thats how bland they were
- they blend a lot
- doesnt give a fuck about you
- rlly just boring
- the brains
- ALSO INTIMIDATING
- boring
- tries to be everyone
- annoying sometimes, invisible sometimes
- you will never notice if they& #39;re gone thats how bland they were
- they blend a lot
- doesnt give a fuck about you
- rlly just boring
pisces
- if ure a pisces and a het omg pick a struggle
- i& #39;ll never understand why are we compatible THEY ARE SO ANNOYING
- always plays the victim in everything
- fucking flirty
- they will fucking start a fight but they are the ones who& #39;ll cry in the end
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- if ure a pisces and a het omg pick a struggle
- i& #39;ll never understand why are we compatible THEY ARE SO ANNOYING
- always plays the victim in everything
- fucking flirty
- they will fucking start a fight but they are the ones who& #39;ll cry in the end
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hello pls pls dont be offended by this THIS IS JUST A JOKE none of this was true in any way. i do not hate you and there is no problem in you i was just bored :( please dont take it seriously
