When you get to the car:

You: ....

Ma: If I’m toxic shuthi ne moto YAMI itoxic. Ngicela wehle bandla uzibone. https://twitter.com/orahh_x/status/1279877256177954816">https://twitter.com/orahh_x/s...

As you turn on the DSTV: leyo DS ikhokhelwe nge mali yami etoxic ...shiya!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">

As you’re about to eat: Leso spoon si toxic naso ..idla ngezandla. That time you’re eating corn flakes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

As you’re chilling on the couch: Lowo sofa amandla ami atoxic ...ngicela ung’dilikele uhlale kwi tiles.

As you’re about to use the toilet: Please pass me the toilet paper, u2 ply unokuba toxic for izinqa and hands you u1 plyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">

You: Baba, ngicela imali yama textbook for next semester ..

Baba: Mali...

Ma: *Interrupts* Cha cha cha, lo utshele umlungu kuthi si toxic. Uke nje umnike uzolamba ngiyak’tshela.

Baba: