Use the excavator to bury your Twitter account instead https://twitter.com/KayFreshe/status/1279823555329474561">https://twitter.com/KayFreshe...
The top speed on a EC240BLC excavator is 5.5km/h.

If you date a guy driving this - congrats you& #39;re in a long distance relationship.

Date at 8PM? Man leaves home at 3PM.
Also, what the actual fuck will you do with a single excavator?!

Let& #39;s hire the contracting company for mining services ++ the dude with that excavator?!

It& #39;s like trying to run a catering company but you own one plate.
Last thing -

If you& #39;re thinking of investing in SA construction, join Crowd 1 or WhatsApp gifting instead.
Everybody saying "buy the excavator" has no idea how much these things cost to maintain.

You don& #39;t just take this shit to Lindsay Saker VW for spares...
Why would you drive an excavator around & lose a drag race to a motorized wheelchair?
Excavator Twitter be like
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