Joe Biden could shoot ME on 5th Avenue and I would still vote for him over Trump.
I want to give a shout out to @OklahomaDemocr1 who had the same thought I did a full two hours earlier. I swear I did not rip them off! I think we might have both read that Kanye tweet https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😆" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und fest verschlossenen Augen"> https://twitter.com/OklahomaDemocr1/status/1279640720639504384?s=19">https://twitter.com/OklahomaD...
And no, as some of you have suggested this is not an invitation for Dick Cheney to get in the race https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Man most of you are great but for a few of you...well, this may help https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> https://www.dictionary.com/browse/hyperbole">https://www.dictionary.com/browse/hy...
That& #39;s our t shirt folks. Right there https://twitter.com/javimireles/status/1279867136106811397?s=19">https://twitter.com/javimirel...
I DO have a button maker...https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€”" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht">
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