Thread by @ShakaWuski, Dawg my uncle and cousin was arguing in the whip one night [...]

Dawg my uncle and cousin was arguing in the whip one night after leaving the bar. My uncle kept telling my cousin “LOOK AT ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU” so my cousin looks at him next thing you know he hit 4 parked cars

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I can’t make this shit up. So then nigga hit these cars and keep going (coming down the block to the crib) so niggas get to the crib. 5 minutes later you would’ve thought niggas had

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⭐️" title="Mittelgroßer Stern" aria-label="Emoji: Mittelgroßer Stern"> on GTA the police was EVERYWHERE

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So now I’m looking out the window the police literally going door to door banging on doors tryna figure out who car it was (my uncles) that hit all these cars on the block

So they finally get to our crib “knock knock knock” (my family nickname is O.P.) I’m looking in the window of the door my uncle screams “DONT OPEN THAT DOOR O.P.” In an African accent of a man crying

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> so I step away from the door

So now everybody in the crib waking up, I cannot make this shit up my cousin (you know the one cousin everybody think gay but can’t REALLY pinpoint it) this nigga comes downstairs in a PEACH two piece pajama set and had my grandma fluffy pink slippers on and opens the door

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When I tell you I’m standing behind my cousin as he opens the door the police officer black dude task force ass type nigga looked my cousin up and down like ..... Nîgga I fucking screamed!!!!

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So my cousin go “what’s the problem tonight?” My uncle is literally hiding in the curtain drapes of the window as the officer just stepped in the house

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> so my cousin who crashed the car come downstairs like “what’s going on?” NÎGGA YOU KNOW WHATS GOING ON

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Now my uncle come from behind the curtains he immediately says he wasn’t driving

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> the officer like well who was driving my cousin like we was both in the car and just stopped talking

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Now my granddad (who can’t hear like anything for SHIT) wakes up and comes in the living room my uncle immediately start yelling “MUSA Crashed my car!” My granddad barely can hear him he keep repeating “MUSA slap the boy?”

My uncle keep yelling MUSA CRASHED MY CAR! Over and over I’m literally taking a knee laughing cause my stomach is in my back

So now my cousin he drunk as hell mind you he had left out the room with the police so he comes back in the room like man why yal keep saying my name man so the police like “You’re MUSA?” Step out here with us they take him in for destruction of property with a motor vehicle FIN.

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