Sorry, I got over excited. It& #39;s Thursday he& #39;s coming not tomorrow.

Wife has just told me to,
"Calm down and do some proper work"
Idiot son has sent me a message thanking me for persuading his boss !

He has asked me if there is anything he can bring me from the UK. I& #39;ve requested HP Sauce.
The Mayor is with us here, he has dropped in for a small apéro. It seems the entire Mayor& #39;s office is now following this. He has no idea how they are all going to keep straight faces when & #39;you know who& #39; turns up on Friday. One lady has switched her day off to be there.
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