GEORGE: it& #39;s the jacket Jerry, the jaaacket!! Cocksucker had a reputation as being the toughest guy in Essex County, baby!
JERRY: but I don& #39;t wanna be the toughest cocksucker in Essex County!
GEORGE: you don& #39;t love the jacket?
JERRY: I don& #39;t love it.
GEORGE: he doesn& #39;t love it!?
BANIA: I got something for you!
JERRY: what& #39;s this?
BANIA: the jacket!
JERRY: the jacket?
KRAMER: j-j-the jacket?
BANIA: the jaaaackeeeet!
KRMR: g-g-wait? the jacket you stole of rocky dimeo?
BANIA: u betcha
KRMR: mama! He had a reputation for being the toughest in essex county!
JERRY: what& #39;s this?
ELAINE: it& #39;s the jacket
JERRY: the jacket?
ELAINE: yeah, y& #39;know the jacket, Rocky DiMeo left at mine. Cocksucker had a reputation for being a loud breather.
JERRY: a loud breather?
ELAINE: yeah y& #39;know, in bed he sounded a bat got caught in the air con. Creepy.
MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN ORANGE PEEL BEEF!!
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT...

THEY PULL ME BACK IN
All due respect, you got no fucking idea what it& #39;s like to be Number One. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other fucking thing. It& #39;s too much to deal with almost. And in the end, you& #39;re completely alone with it all.
WHATTA YA HEAR?
WHATTA YA SAY!?
DON& #39;T GIVE ME THAT LOOK! IT WAS A FUCKING HORSE! WHAT ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN? YOU EAT BEEF AND SAUSAGE BY THE CARTLOAD!
Did you ever notice he& #39;s the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied back? That nose is like a natural canopy.
Melfi huh? What part of the boot you from hon?
The fundamental question is:
Will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was?
And I will be.
Even more so.
But until I am, it& #39;s going to be hard to verify that I think I& #39;ll be more effective.
He was a Saint!!
You& #39;re putting me in a position where I& #39;m feeling sorry for a whore who fucks you? You know what& #39;s even stranger - - for a second I believed you
GEORGE: you know what, sometimes what happens in here is like taking a shit.
MELFI: yes, ok. Although I prefer to think of it more like childbirth.
GEORGE: trust me...it& #39;s like a taking a shit
Because they think if you suck pussy you& #39;ll suck anything.
This is Detective Mike Hunt Beaver Falls Pensylvania People Department...
Jerry! Will you please shut the doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrr!!!
I did-dent
Well, when you& #39;re married you& #39;ll understand the importance of fresh produce.
ELAINE: honestly Jerry... Nostradamus.
Notre dame. It& #39;s two different things completely.
JERRY: it& #39;s interesting though they& #39;d be so similar. Hunchback of Notre Dame. You also got your quarterback and half back of Notre dame.
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