So @barbequeeniee has asked me to describe this bakri& #39;s spirit animal for her birthday. @ramshaghourii
#HappyBirthdayRamshu https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐵" title="Affengesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Affengesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐒" title="Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Affe">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦍" title="Gorilla" aria-label="Emoji: Gorilla">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦧" title="Orang-Utan" aria-label="Emoji: Orang-Utan">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐶" title="Hundegesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Hundegesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐕" title="Hund" aria-label="Emoji: Hund">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐕‍🦺" title="Assistenzhund" aria-label="Emoji: Assistenzhund">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦮" title="Blindenhund" aria-label="Emoji: Blindenhund">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐺" title="Wolfsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Wolfsgesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐈" title="Katze" aria-label="Emoji: Katze">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐱" title="Katzengesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐺" title="Wolfsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Wolfsgesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐆" title="Leopard" aria-label="Emoji: Leopard">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦁" title="Löwengesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Löwengesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐃" title="Wasserbüffel" aria-label="Emoji: Wasserbüffel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐅" title="Tiger" aria-label="Emoji: Tiger">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦄" title="Einhorngesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Einhorngesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦄" title="Einhorngesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Einhorngesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐷" title="Schweinsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schweinsgesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦓" title="Zebra" aria-label="Emoji: Zebra">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐄" title="Kuh" aria-label="Emoji: Kuh">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐮" title="Kuhgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kuhgesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐃" title="Wasserbüffel" aria-label="Emoji: Wasserbüffel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐮" title="Kuhgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kuhgesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐖" title="Schwein" aria-label="Emoji: Schwein">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐗" title="Wildschwein" aria-label="Emoji: Wildschwein">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐽" title="Schweinsnase" aria-label="Emoji: Schweinsnase">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐏" title="Bock" aria-label="Emoji: Bock">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐑" title="Schaf" aria-label="Emoji: Schaf">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐐" title="Ziege" aria-label="Emoji: Ziege">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐪" title="Dromedar" aria-label="Emoji: Dromedar">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐫" title="Trampeltier" aria-label="Emoji: Trampeltier">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐭" title="Mäusegesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mäusegesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦛" title="Hippopotamus" aria-label="Emoji: Hippopotamus">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦒" title="Giraffe" aria-label="Emoji: Giraffe">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦏" title="Nashorn" aria-label="Emoji: Nashorn">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐰" title="Hasengesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Hasengesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦒" title="Giraffe" aria-label="Emoji: Giraffe">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐀" title="Ratte" aria-label="Emoji: Ratte">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐁" title="Maus" aria-label="Emoji: Maus">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦔" title="Igel" aria-label="Emoji: Igel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐔" title="Huhn" aria-label="Emoji: Huhn">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐨" title="Koala" aria-label="Emoji: Koala">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦃" title="Truthahn" aria-label="Emoji: Truthahn">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦇" title="Fledermaus" aria-label="Emoji: Fledermaus">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦦" title="Otter" aria-label="Emoji: Otter">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦨" title="Stinktier" aria-label="Emoji: Stinktier">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦘" title="Kangaroo" aria-label="Emoji: Kangaroo">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐣" title="Schlüpfendes Küken" aria-label="Emoji: Schlüpfendes Küken">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐓" title="Hahn" aria-label="Emoji: Hahn">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦡" title="Badger" aria-label="Emoji: Badger">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐧" title="Pinguin" aria-label="Emoji: Pinguin">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦇" title="Fledermaus" aria-label="Emoji: Fledermaus">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦨" title="Stinktier" aria-label="Emoji: Stinktier">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐀" title="Ratte" aria-label="Emoji: Ratte">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦛" title="Hippopotamus" aria-label="Emoji: Hippopotamus">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐀" title="Ratte" aria-label="Emoji: Ratte">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐦" title="Vogel" aria-label="Emoji: Vogel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦚" title="Peacock" aria-label="Emoji: Peacock">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦜" title="Parrot" aria-label="Emoji: Parrot">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦢" title="Swan" aria-label="Emoji: Swan">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦅" title="Adler" aria-label="Emoji: Adler">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐓" title="Hahn" aria-label="Emoji: Hahn">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐤" title="Küken" aria-label="Emoji: Küken">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🕊" title="Friedens-Taube" aria-label="Emoji: Friedens-Taube">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐥" title="Nach vorn gerichtetes Küken" aria-label="Emoji: Nach vorn gerichtetes Küken">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦆" title="Ente" aria-label="Emoji: Ente">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐣" title="Schlüpfendes Küken" aria-label="Emoji: Schlüpfendes Küken">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦃" title="Truthahn" aria-label="Emoji: Truthahn">

Ek janwar toh ho hi nahi sakta kyunki isne poora ka poora zoo bachpan mein khaaya tha ! And hence she has thoda thoda part of all the animals inside her !
Boli suuuraaaaaaaaa !

First of all she is a bakri ! Unka main main inka main main ekdam same !
Ghoomtati rehti hai ye apna dimag like a chakri ye hai apni bakri waah waah waah waah !

Phir baat aayi bandar langoor aur chimpanzee ki toh wo bhi ekdam barabar inke andar baithe hain. Aur baari baari karke nikalte hain https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐒" title="Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Affe">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦍" title="Gorilla" aria-label="Emoji: Gorilla">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦧" title="Orang-Utan" aria-label="Emoji: Orang-Utan">
Ladki hai ye sundar
Hayeeee hayeeee hamari bandar https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐵" title="Affengesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Affengesicht">

Uske baad batak ki hai baari (duck) ! Jaise wo apne par patke waise ye apne pair https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦆" title="Ente" aria-label="Emoji: Ente">
Chalti hai ye chatak matak
Ohooo ahaaaa hamari bataq !

Uske baad aayi baari ghodi ki but that needs no explanation because ek baar jo ye baat karna shuru karde and galti se if she is angry on you toh ghode ki laat aur iski baat is same to same

And lastly hai iske andar murgi because wo maarti hai choch and she can lo you noch !

Aur bhi hain kai but that is for later ! Abhi ke liye Happy Birthday Ramshaaaaaaaaaa ! May you always be the same like your animals !