I was once pursued by a guy who brought me a big slice of cake. I was close to saying yes let& #39;s date when an hour later after he left, a woman called asking, begging me not to eat the cake, saying it& #39;s the only slice she kept from their wedding.

I was going to do a thread but you don& #39;t believe me so I guess you& #39;ll never know what happened afterwards.

Because ninje I won& #39;t tell you about a house party at my friend& #39;s boyfriend& #39;s place when his real GF arrived unannounced and got us to call our mothers to tell them siyizifebehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">

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