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Okay, fuck it, I& #39;m just going to start predicting next week& #39;s news, and y& #39;all can RT me as a prophet if I get one right.
-potato blight makes a comeback, spuds may go extinct.
-audio recording that made everyone forgive Johnny Depp was actually a deepfake https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1266335781775380480">https://twitter.com/SkyNews/s...
-potato blight makes a comeback, spuds may go extinct.
-audio recording that made everyone forgive Johnny Depp was actually a deepfake https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1266335781775380480">https://twitter.com/SkyNews/s...
-Kansas church that defied orders and still held services has a grow op in the basement... and it& #39;s coca, not weed.
-Zoom has been secretly archiving all of its calls and selling the footage, we only find out because some school teacher shows up in an ad for Chinese dishsoap
-Zoom has been secretly archiving all of its calls and selling the footage, we only find out because some school teacher shows up in an ad for Chinese dishsoap
-Phil Collins and Ke$ha have an inexplicable feud
-Kenny Rogers is alive
-Disney pulls a JK Rowling and begins retroactively adding gay characters to its classic films, including splicing new scenes with subtle eye contact & hand-holding into the streamed versions.
-Kenny Rogers is alive
-Disney pulls a JK Rowling and begins retroactively adding gay characters to its classic films, including splicing new scenes with subtle eye contact & hand-holding into the streamed versions.
-bullfrogs begin overtaking Australia (yes, just like in the Simpsons)
-Mike Pence sex tape leaks, and it& #39;s not with his wife. On the same day it& #39;s released, he mentions how he& #39;s had a long period of repentance, the Lord has forgiven him, and he& #39;s ready to move on.
-Mike Pence sex tape leaks, and it& #39;s not with his wife. On the same day it& #39;s released, he mentions how he& #39;s had a long period of repentance, the Lord has forgiven him, and he& #39;s ready to move on.
-Las Vegas casino opens, and is immediately the target of a mass shooting
-Trump, apropos of nothing, praises Dylann Roof& #39;s math grades in the middle of a speech about auto manufacturing
-Taj Mahal somehow burns down
-Trump, apropos of nothing, praises Dylann Roof& #39;s math grades in the middle of a speech about auto manufacturing
-Taj Mahal somehow burns down
-prison guards found to be deliberately infecting inmates with covid before sending them out to work in a minority community
-Canadian government okays using drones to drop nonlethal ordinance on reservations that protest pipelines
-cholera& #39;s back, baby!
-Canadian government okays using drones to drop nonlethal ordinance on reservations that protest pipelines
-cholera& #39;s back, baby!
-some obscure cancer drug found to boost testosterone, it immediately sells out and multiple people die of overdoses
-US expands its border patrols 5 miles into what is technically Mexican soil
-misinterpreted physics experiment has everyone claiming that "luck" is real
-US expands its border patrols 5 miles into what is technically Mexican soil
-misinterpreted physics experiment has everyone claiming that "luck" is real
-Trump signs an executive order that states babies born on US soil will no longer be granted citizenship, claims he& #39;ll make it retroactive, no one can agree on whether or not that would be remotely enforceable
-Teslas found to be somehow more polluting than regular cars
-Teslas found to be somehow more polluting than regular cars
-Amazon pilots new program where it just starts charging you for and delivering things that the algorithm has determined you& #39;ll want
-Harvard straight up fabricated grades for rich students in classes that they didn& #39;t attend, and has been doing so for decades
-VPNs banned
-Harvard straight up fabricated grades for rich students in classes that they didn& #39;t attend, and has been doing so for decades
-VPNs banned
-Owl City and Slipknot record a track together and donate the proceeds to the foodbank in Denver, Colorado for some reason
-Trump enthusiastically endorses landmines ("Very effective - we got rid of them... not smart!")
-Vin Diesel saves a family of 6 from a house fire
-Trump enthusiastically endorses landmines ("Very effective - we got rid of them... not smart!")
-Vin Diesel saves a family of 6 from a house fire
