Theme hospital game in a nutshell:
Announcer: "2 surgeons required in Operating Theatre!"
Me: "OH GOD WHERE ARE THEY!?"
Me: *Goes to check Staff Room*
BOTH OF THE SURGEONS: *Playing Pool with the Handyman*
Me: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?"
Me: *Hires extra surgeons*

Nurse at the bottom of the screen: "I think you are hiring too many doctors!"
Me: "I DON& #39;T CARE!"
Nurse at the bottom of the screen: "You need to place more benches!"
Me: "Fine..."
Me: *Tries to buy more benches*
*BUZZER SOUND*
Me: "HOW AM I BROKE ALREADY!?"

*Notification sound*
Me: *Opens notification*
ONE OF THE SURGEONS WHO WERE JUST SLACKING OFF A FEW SECONDS AGO: "I work too hard! Give me a raise or I& #39;m out of here!"
Me: "BUT I AM BROKE AND YOU WERE JUST SLACKING OFF!"

Me: *Fires him*
EVERY OTHER STAFF MEMBER: "GIVE ME A RAISE OR I AM LEAVING!"
Me: *SCREAMING*