threre& #39;s a ice cream truck parked near my house that& #39;s been replaying its jingle for over 30 fucking minutes. I know I& #39;m being That Guy but I cannot handle it. Endless repetition makes me crazy. Not literally.
no I don& #39;t flip out if I hear an ice cream truck jingle as it drives around the neighborhood. it& #39;s when my brain notices "hey, yeah. that fucking noise has been repeating for 15 minutes" that I get angry. I can& #39;t help it.
i had a similar problem in Austin, years ago. the driver would park his car in my apartment lot and just let the jingle play, endlessly.

they& #39;re NOT allowed to do that. The jingle is supposed to stop when the truck does. It& #39;s a law! for people like me!
also., fuck ice cream trucks. it& #39;s not 1976 anymore, you antiquated nonsense profession.
why do we even have ice cream trucks anymore? we can buy frozen goods in every store on the planet now. we don& #39;t need your creepy mobile stores! maybe I don& #39;t want my kid to react like Pavlov& #39;s dogs when they hear a bell! I have ice cream in my freezer! It& #39;s already paid for!
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