I keep wanting to be like "man why can& #39;t white people celebrate folks like Jonas Salk" but then I remember he was a Russian Jew and that answers that.

"I mean I had a Sandy Koufax poster when I was a ki--oh right."

I WAS GONNA SAY MARK SPITZ BUT

YEAH HE& #39;S A JEW TOO SHIT

YOU GUYS JUST DON& #39;T GET ANYTHING, HUH?

This didn& #39;t start as a dunk, I just can& #39;t think of any unproblematic people white folks can be proud of except for sex symbol and brief family friend, Burt Reynolds.

Now you& #39;re going to ask me, "Eva, you talk constantly about Willie Nelson and once suggested he was a Christ-like figure, what about Willie?"

Willie Nelson belongs to the world.