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Also a guy shot his shot through playing the Jump Jump game. It was a mediocre shot because he made a bet that if I won he buys me lunch and if he won he gets a massage 
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So Iām like I guess Iāll entertain it cause Iām not scavenging POF. So mid game it dawns on me that I can NOT let my grandkids know that I met their grand dad on a game called Jumpy Jump. COD, 2K, and Apex are passable. But Jumpy Jump
Like how do you tell your homegirl? So yea I met this guy ... āoh girl where at?ā.... Jumpy Jump....so yea it just wasnāt clicking with me
So boom Iām like I canāt let this mf win no massage off me. The bet was until midnight. Whoever was in the #1 spot wins the bet. He ends up passing me and itās like 11:45 and Iām like SHIT! What if I lose? What if I have to give him a massage and he has a hidden OnlyFans cam.
I donāt want to end up as a feature on only fans cause I lost a bet on Jumpy Jump https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š©" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face"> at this point Iām distraught. I keep trying to drop the ball on the game and it keeps crashing.
Itās like 11:50 and Iām like bro Iām going to have to massage this man. How did it come to this? I know my ancestors are disgusted with me. Let me go recheck his profile. What if he asks me to wear a costume too? I have failed myself
So at the very last minute I passed his score on Jumpy Jump. Yes thatās right! Darknesses Nigga! For the win! Fuck yo couch nigga! Yea you arenāt getting no oiled down extremities off of me my good kind sir. Letās gooooo
So in true Kaseā fashion I accepted my win in the key of āwe are the champions my friendā yea you see it.
He was like you cheated. I was like nah you see it
He was like itās a win win cause now I can get you lunch. So Iām like ummmmmmm thats not necessary. I was just shooting the shit honestly
He was like Iām a man of my word. So Iām like I guess so. Bro was adamant
So I called myself getting to know him a little more since weāre more than likely going to get something to eat. Asking interesting questions and what not
I asked: āDo you have an olā lady or a situation?ā He was like, āI have an ex that I love with. Weāre splitting up and I sleep downstairsā
Rereading his response like ....
Moral of the story is: Niggas in townhomes out here trying to Jumpy jump their way in some coochie but if you drop balls long enough you might can avoid a messy situation
Oh and no I didnāt take him up for his offer for lunch. He offered to cash app me instead.
