Dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this?

Or this

Or this

Or this

All jokes aside, I& #39;m seeing a lot of tweets about your hairlines & I wanna say I& #39;m so sorry & y& #39;all are not y& #39;all& #39;s hairlines. It& #39;s out of your control & I hope it& #39;s not causing y& #39;all too much distress. It& #39;s okay https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Heart suit" aria-label="Emoji: Heart suit">