1 like = 1 tennis player I& #39;d like/not like to see in Speedos and why.
Tim Henman

Not like.

He always looked like a 14 year old boy with a curiously fucking large head. I don& #39;t want to grapple with the extra weirdness of knowing how much he can pack it some budgie smugglers.
Henri Leconte

Yes

I can& #39;t imagine what fucking abstract shapes his body would create out of flesh and hair. More a work of sinewy art than a sexual flesh smorgasbord.
Novak Djokovic

No.

Imagine a skinned horse, all wonky eyes and awkward gangling limbs. I bet his bollocks look in different directions.
Ivan Lendl

50/50

Genuinely can& #39;t make my mind up. It would either be a purely unnerving flesh car crash or he& #39;d be absolutely ripped to fuck, look at him and he& #39;d grate your eyes.

Cubist genitalia
Bjorn Borg

Fuck yes

Scrawny, patchy wispy fly away body hair, but taught like a proper Muscle Shoals boxy snare. Towelling Speedos, full to bursting.
Yannick Noah.

Yes.

With a terrifying amount of oil.
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