Y’all forever asking me, ukba who hurt me. Obviously a Newcastle Hun https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart"> ... A small nyana tread https://twitter.com/bonolomaphutha/status/1264921016343691265">https://twitter.com/bonolomap...

Ayike, I’m pushing relationship goals with my Newcastle hun in Pretoria, ngiyamRomance ubaby girl I take her to a chillas nyana of some sort. We chilling having a good time, I’m the life of the party ngishaya amaJokes left right and center, Ziyawa! ...

Then, I get a call, I had to fetch some friends nyana in PTA North ... Ah Fede ngiyavaya, I kiss my babyy on the forehead ngimtshela ukuthi ngiyabuya (Yeap I’m that guy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">). I leave for an hour or so, Mangibuya yewena ziyawa! People are playing drinking games kyanyiwa https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍻" title="Clinking beer mugs" aria-label="Emoji: Clinking beer mugs">

Ayy on that note, nami vele. I somarr, get in the vibe, I take a few shots nyana, ngifuna ukuCover iScore! Ngisashaya iShot nje, a friend of mine pulls me to the side, “Ehh joe, I’ve been waiting for you, go to that room (pointing) ungene uthathe ispeaker, don’t knock it is open”

Yeses! Kwa kuthi ngife, when I get to that room. The door is closed, Ayy namike I follow the instructions, I just budge in, Weehhh. Ehh mntakabawo, kwacima iybani https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> ... Our eyes lock. I froze!

Ende loMjitha akangboni so he’s continuing like akuna fakol, Aybooh uya phusha loya lova! Ehh! Some I’m just hypnotized there at the door, I can’t move, I’m in shock! That time uMfo, inyawo ululodwa is on his shoulders, uyamPressa ziyiMissionary

Ayike, Inqondo ibuye. Ngivaye same time, lenja engifake kuleya room, naye is nowhere to be found manje ... Ngibe vele iType edubayo evayayo, weeeh baby girl doesn’t even follow me, to stop nyana and apologize like how they do it in the movies https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart"> ... I’m sure ebesaqedela iRound https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">