"Great reviews on Vietnam. Big success. Kept the body bags under 60k (glad we didn& #39;t buy more!). Plus we& #39;re outta there. Mission accomplished." Jerry Ford, April 30, 1975

"Great reviews on the situation in Dallas. Only John Kennedy was killed and most other people weren& #39;t shot." - LBJ, November 22, 1963

"Great reviews coming out of NYC. They missed the Empire State Building and most people in Manhattan aren& #39;t dead." George W. Bush, September 11, 2001

"Great reviews on Gettysburg. Only 23,000 Union casualties. Coulda been 25k even 30k, but it wasn& #39;t because I& #39;m a friggin genius." - Abraham Lincoln, July 3, 1863