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you prolly not gon win because you a dick.
You look like what i imagine bad sex feels like.
Your voice is nails on a chalkboard with an amplifier and i wish you& #39;d just write signs.
Your mother& #39;s jollof is just ketchup over minute rice.
You look like an unpleasant smell.
I hope you get to have sex with another person.
Tell your momma i said "hey boo."
You have the voice of an angel. Lucifer.
You are my favorite Drake lyric. I don& #39;t like Drake.
Fix your headboard
I hope whoever you hate has a horrible week. Eid Mubarak
I hate how funny you are and i hope you get writer& #39;s block for 72 hours.
I& #39;d send your nudes back.
Your mustache frames your mouth beautifully, ma& #39;am.
They can find your clit they just don& #39;t want to.
You need a hug. Probably won& #39;t get one because your personality sucks. But i can tell you need one.
You& #39;re one of my top 3 favorite people. Swimming pools. Movie stars.
I feel like you know your mother couldn& #39;t afford the abortion and you& #39;re just kinda hanging around until...
Your partner is cheating on you. You know it in you& #39;re heart, right?
No amount of success will change the fact that you are a trash human at your core. Congrats tho.
Oh nah I& #39;m not tweeting about you because you...nah.
You have "my mommy didn& #39;t love me so I& #39;m gon take it out on these females" energy and tbh Covid would be a mercy on you.
That natural deodorant isn& #39;t working. You need the aluminum, beloved.
You look like you peg dudes for free but they gotta cash app you for phone calls.
Your makeup is always a little off. But you be trying
You look like an accountant that& #39;s bad at math.
Your eyes are just a liiiitle off like a bad boob job.
