my glutes are so sore from toilet squats https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> (bc housemate always leaves mystery dark streaks on the toilet seat and I& #39;ve given up cleaning after it every time) my ass better be firm af by the time he leaves
the stronger my ass gets the more pee time I get
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