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A thread of funny Lucifer moments because we all need a good laugh
C: Lucifer, this is a ruthless drug lord with who knows how many armed thugs. You can& #39;t just walk in there with your three-piece suit and say *imitating his British accent* "Hello, drug dealers!"
L: I would never do that!
L, a few moments later: *in Korean* Hello, drug dealers!
L: I would never do that!
L, a few moments later: *in Korean* Hello, drug dealers!
Linda: I didn& #39;t know that they could grow back. Are wings like body hair?
Dan: I don& #39;t know whether to laugh or shoot you
Lucifer: Surprise me
Trixie: Isn& #39;t he funny, Daddy?
Lucifer: Surprise me
Trixie: Isn& #39;t he funny, Daddy?
Trixie: My name is Beatrice, but everybody calls me Trixie
Lucifer: That& #39;s a hooker& #39;s name
Trixie: What& #39;s a hooker?
Lucifer: Ask your mother
Lucifer: That& #39;s a hooker& #39;s name
Trixie: What& #39;s a hooker?
Lucifer: Ask your mother
Lucifer: As for your pudding, okay, yes. Sometimes, I lay waste to the precinct fridge. But, have mercy, Daniel. How was I supposed to know it was yours?
Dan: Because it was labelled!
Dan: Because it was labelled!
Amenadiel: Don& #39;t you need some sort of key to start this?
Lucifer: *starts the Corvette from a distance*
Lucifer: You know me, brother. I can turn anything on.
Lucifer: *starts the Corvette from a distance*
Lucifer: You know me, brother. I can turn anything on.
Lucifer: One upon a time, a boy met a girl. And they fell in love. They had sex. The only trouble was, they were celestial beings. So that moment created the universe.
Linda: Mm, the Big Bang?
Lucifer: Never knew how appropriate the name was until now, did you?
Linda: Mm, the Big Bang?
Lucifer: Never knew how appropriate the name was until now, did you?
