My brother in law said the realest shit yesterday...
My sister is fine afffff. Okay? I mean naturally a baddie
It was they anniversary so he got they house set up. Candles lit. Rose pedals everywhere. Wine. Multiple bouquets of roses. Lingerie I MEAN THE WHOLE 9 YARDS
They ordered pizza but with everything going on they almost forgot about it
As the pizza man knocks on the door, she like ohh shit I forgot they was coming I’ll go get it
My husband then tells our brother in law wait you gonna let her go downstairs looking like that?
My BNL then tells him NAHH NAHH ITS COOL I KNOW SHE BAD
Y’all my mouth hit the FLOOR. I mean almost choked on the airhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘πŸ½" title="Clapping hands sign (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (medium skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘πŸ½" title="Clapping hands sign (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (medium skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘πŸ½" title="Clapping hands sign (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign (medium skin tone)"> THAT IS THE ENERGY YOU SUPPOSED TO HAVE FOR YOUR WOMANNNNNNNNhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ’―" title="Hundred points symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundred points symbol">
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