Riverdale’s lines but with Stranger Things
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(these are all real lines i swear I didn’t make them up https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">)
Scene 1:

Max: You don’t want me in your party!
Mike: Correct.
Max: Why not??
Mike: Because your annoying!
Max: I beg your misogynistic pardon?
Scene 2:
El: I dump your ass!
Everyone: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😯" title="Hushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Hushed face">
Will: That was riveting, I can’t breath.
Scene 3:
Dustin: A madwheeler kiss, right now, in the present might be precisely what it takes to save a future lumax from imploding.
Scene 4:
Mike: When I first saw you, You were it for me. I saw our whole future.
El: Because we’re endgame, Mike.

(i cant with that line https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😷" title="Face with medical mask" aria-label="Emoji: Face with medical mask">)
Scene 5:
Jonathan: I dropped out in the fourth grade. To run drugs, To support my Nana.
Steve:.... Then you haven’t experienced the highs and lows of high school football.
Now the best one.
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Jonathan: If you haven’t noticed. I’m weird, I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in, I dont wanna fit in.
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