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Tweet like a Nigerian dimwit:
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News: President Buhari sacks Prof. Uwakwe as NECO Registrar for embezzlement.
Dimwit: I said it! He will appoint a Fulani man!
News: PMB appoints Prof Obioma from Abia to head NECO.
Dimwit: what is NECO? An Igbo man can never head any useful
1.
News: President Buhari sacks Prof. Uwakwe as NECO Registrar for embezzlement.
Dimwit: I said it! He will appoint a Fulani man!
News: PMB appoints Prof Obioma from Abia to head NECO.
Dimwit: what is NECO? An Igbo man can never head any useful
2. position!
News: Presidency looking for new chief of staff.
Dimwits: this is not news, we already know a Fulani man will take it.
News: PMB appoints Ibrahim Agboola Gambari from Niger State as COS.
Dimwit: remove Agboola from the name! Gambari is Fulani! Don& #39;t you see;
News: Presidency looking for new chief of staff.
Dimwits: this is not news, we already know a Fulani man will take it.
News: PMB appoints Ibrahim Agboola Gambari from Niger State as COS.
Dimwit: remove Agboola from the name! Gambari is Fulani! Don& #39;t you see;
3. Buhari, Kyari & now Gambari?! Niger people were originally Fulanis before their blood line mixed with Nupe & Gbayi!
News: Uromi railway completed.
Dimwit: its a lie, I past there yesterday!
News: Picture & video news of Uromi railway.
Dimwit: and so fucking what? Is this
News: Uromi railway completed.
Dimwit: its a lie, I past there yesterday!
News: Picture & video news of Uromi railway.
Dimwit: and so fucking what? Is this
4. how a 20th century rail should look like? Why are you celebrating mediocrity?
News: 1st phase Apapa/oshodi expressway nearing completion.
Dimwit: what nonsense? Is this not the same road PMB cancelled the contract in the 80& #39;s? If he had allowed it to be finished would we
News: 1st phase Apapa/oshodi expressway nearing completion.
Dimwit: what nonsense? Is this not the same road PMB cancelled the contract in the 80& #39;s? If he had allowed it to be finished would we
5. still be building it?
News: Fact check: PMB did not cancel any road construction, instead investigations into contract for the road was done.
Dimwit: and so what? What is there to celebrate? It is governments job to fix road, they don& #39;t deserve any celebration.
News: Fact check: PMB did not cancel any road construction, instead investigations into contract for the road was done.
Dimwit: and so what? What is there to celebrate? It is governments job to fix road, they don& #39;t deserve any celebration.
6. News: Army suffers setback as troops run into ambush.
Dimwit: foolish soldiers/government! See how bokoharam is destroying them.
News: Airforce targets terrorists compound destroying buildings, BDA shows total destruction with many dead. Army on mop operations kill
Dimwit: foolish soldiers/government! See how bokoharam is destroying them.
News: Airforce targets terrorists compound destroying buildings, BDA shows total destruction with many dead. Army on mop operations kill
7. 67 & capture 5.
Dimwit: where are the bodies? We don& #39;t need PR/propaganda, army should have ended this war since! America would have ended it in 5 mins! Why can& #39;t you buy drones so you can finish them in 3 secs? Why don& #39;t you have satellite to see them in your sleep? Why don& #39;t
Dimwit: where are the bodies? We don& #39;t need PR/propaganda, army should have ended this war since! America would have ended it in 5 mins! Why can& #39;t you buy drones so you can finish them in 3 secs? Why don& #39;t you have satellite to see them in your sleep? Why don& #39;t
8. you bomb all of Bornu & Yobe? Why don& #39;t you set Sambisa on fire? Why is PMB not at the warfront with them?
News: Coronavirus numbers continue to increase in Lagos.
Dimwit: coronavirus is a scam! It cannot survive in Nigeria .
News: NCDC spends millions on testing & setting
News: Coronavirus numbers continue to increase in Lagos.
Dimwit: coronavirus is a scam! It cannot survive in Nigeria .
News: NCDC spends millions on testing & setting
9. up facilities:
Dimwit: its a lie, they have looted the money! Audio money!
News: Atikus son tests positive for coronavirus
Dimwit: May God grant you healing.
News: Abba Kyari contracts coronavirus.
Dimwit: Good! It will catch everyone! My contact told me PMB is positive.
Dimwit: its a lie, they have looted the money! Audio money!
News: Atikus son tests positive for coronavirus
Dimwit: May God grant you healing.
News: Abba Kyari contracts coronavirus.
Dimwit: Good! It will catch everyone! My contact told me PMB is positive.
10. News: PMBs test comes back negative.
Dimwit: My contact told me they switched PMBs result with Kyaris.
News: Kyari dies from coronavirus.
Dimwit: are we sure he& #39;s the one being buried? Who is in aso rock? Where is Osinbajo?
News: Osinbajo chairs virtual NEC meeting.
Dimwit: My contact told me they switched PMBs result with Kyaris.
News: Kyari dies from coronavirus.
Dimwit: are we sure he& #39;s the one being buried? Who is in aso rock? Where is Osinbajo?
News: Osinbajo chairs virtual NEC meeting.
11. Dimwits: he is an audio VP! He has been reduced to nothing.
Nigerian social media, a comedy of imbeciles.
Nigerian social media, a comedy of imbeciles.
