NSFW silly fabric and cartoon genitalia

So, like everyone else I saw the "Cockblock Covid" mask that one lady posted on Facebook...
You know, this one. The one with small penises on it, and she uses recognition to tell people they& #39;re too close.
I tried to buy one from her site, but they& #39;ve been sold out, so I donated and then tried to find another source for the fabric because I can sew, and I thought it& #39;d be fun and funny and we all need a laugh.
NSFW cartoon genitalia
Found it, ordered it and a couple other prints because what the hell, let& #39;s be silly. (Weeks in lockdown will do that.)
Well, it arrived yesterday, and um.....
NSFW cartoon genitalia
Those prints are a bit bigger than they were on the site, and I don& #39;t think I& #39;ll be making masks of them.... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
NSFW cartoon genitaliaThose prints are a bit bigger than they were on the site, and I don& #39;t think I& #39;ll be making masks of them.... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">" title="NSFW cartoon genitaliaThose prints are a bit bigger than they were on the site, and I don& #39;t think I& #39;ll be making masks of them.... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
That said, this sweary fabric that reminds me of "The Good Place" will be perfect for masks. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">
If anyone does want a mask of either of those fabrics though.... I will be happy to provide. No sense in letting it go to waste. And my admiration to you for being braver than I. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
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