Oh, god, I can& #39;t stop crying. So much goodness & love at the heart of the Tory party. & #39;Yes, your honour, I infected a swathe of the populace so I could love my little girl & mah lady wife& #39;. & #39;Crime& #39; is not a legal definition, you know, it& #39;s about the HEART.

There& #39;s a House in Downing Street
They call it the House of the Rising Son
It& #39;s the Home of Many a Poor Rich Boy
And Lord I know I& #39;m One

Reminded of Forster& #39;s line in A Passage to India about how the phrase & #39;women & children& #39; is calculated to drive the ruling class Englishman into a frenzy of self-righteousness.

Okay, boys, this is how we play it:

#WifeAndChild
#DontPlayPolitics

Now off you go

But, just to be clear, wanting Leave to Remain or a visa to come here so you can care for your wife and child IS a crime.

It& #39;s simple. There is nothing political about families. As long as family is white, heterosexual, & wealthy, it is above politics. Take tRoyal Family for instance. They are above politics. Does Cummings have a white, het & wealthy family?

Ergo, not political. Off you go now