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My birthday last year
The waitress had kids
Tyler

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"blow up a bathroom" with your "nap-sack"

Nu clear
Blue men th Al

Raffle

#whirlwind

I know it doesn& #39;t make much sense to most of you but it makes perfect sense to some, and right now that matters.

The loops just keep on condensing. How much longer are we going to play this stupid game?

Sorry I didn& #39;t die

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I don& #39;t know what to tell you.

P.s. you& #39;re welcome

Who ordered delivery?

Oh, that& #39;s right.

Not so funny

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