like dis and I’ll assign you a houseplant based on your personality and/or appearance.
(This will be far more amusing for me than it probably will be for you
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(This will be far more amusing for me than it probably will be for you
@safiyyahn Variegated Hoya Compacta. Low maintenance and if you put give it a lot of love of patience it rewards you with the MOST beautiful blooms
@TheSarsour Curly Spider Plant. You could put this plant through the most and they continue to thrive and put out new growth. Also curly so duh
@oruganti_ Pricky Pear Cactus. Big. Juicy. Could be the baddest bich in the desert but she’s potted because she enjoys the finer things in life
@afrosoulfull Alocasia. Thrives in high humidity and its presence naturally demands attention I mean come on look at those leaves how can we not appreciate the drip
@walmartcleo money tree. First time I saw this plant, it was a baby and I accidentally said out loud “is that weed....” and the clerk was like “.....no” and that pretty much sums up our friendship
@anam_a18 Pink String of Hearts. I’ve been looking for this plant everywhere cause she’s so cute and I can’t find it anywhere besides Europe and wallah it’s driving me nuts I want one so bad
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@someonesayRandy Rubber Tree. Not fussy at all. Gets very tall. Not sure if this is true for you but Caucasians love this plant LMAO
@origNAZ baby’s tears aka pilea depressa. V smol and delicate but remain evergreen
@AnumImrn Venus Fly Trap. Eats men oh I mean insects
@syma_lakhani Purple Oxalis. Love lots of light and grows like crazy. Have one sitting on my desk right now and she brightens my day with her little purple flowers
@sousemoose String of Dolphins. So wholesome and full of positive vibes, well suited to its name like those are literally dolphins
@NuhaKabir Heart Leaf Hoya. I mean like look at her are you fukin kidding me?? Petite, exudes a subtle excellence. An icon
@Mustafa95653585 Fishbone Cactus. Marches to the beat of its own drum. No one authorized him to be zig zagging like that but he& #39;s still out here and he& #39;s doing it well!
@pizzur1ya Hoya Carnosa Krimson Queen. New leaves emerge bright pink and over time they turn to white or green. She& #39;s so beautiful in the subtlest of ways I& #39;m obsessed
@phenaminan Fiddle Leaf Fig Tree. A staple in every well designed space. Is 100% currently stationed near an East facing window in Harry Styles Tribeca apartment.
@yungrajput Chinese Money Plant. Mine has SO many nakhray and is dramatic when you forget to water but I still love it a lot or whateva
@RazaTheMyth Begonia Maculata. I don& #39;t often encounter it irl but when I do it is TRULY such a pleasure. The polkadots?? the two toned bright red/ green leaves?? the blooms?? Unique, iconic, 10/10. Wish nothing but love and happiness to this plant.
@sikander_e_azam air plant. DifFeRent, ~~aesthetic~~, *minimalistic*
@NurMassry Calathea Musaica. Gets written off for being a basic foliage-esque plant but if you take a closer look it has an extremely intricate pattern that resembles stained glass. 10/10 I’m still on the hunt for my own
@DanaAjeen Philodendron Pink Princess. Unbelievably rare, people fight on fb marketplace to get their hands on one and I don’t blame them bc she DID that and that’s all I gotta say about it at this time
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@Ponderologist Frizzle Sizzle. Makes me laugh, everybody loves the vibes he puts out. A lil goofy and doesn’t take himself too seriously bc life’s too short!
@heebsat Rasta Lipstick Plant. Making a statement. One of a handful of houseplants that likes to bloom and serve looks all year round
@ranawaywithme String of Pearls. Epitome of class. Timeless. A staple
@guidaa12 Monstera Adansonii aka the Swiss cheese monstera. She’s a vining plant so she truly does get around
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@PALVistan Living Rock Succulent. A lil weird and v extra but very cool. I def have my eyes open for one
@nour_Zarrouk Burros Tail. Quick growing, needs lots of Nour, hella underrated imo
@cooliosnk Satin Pothos. The classiest of all the pothos imhumbleo. The Pothos are an entry level plant but they grow so lush so quickly that you can’t not be a fan
@amyllam Neon Pothos. Extremely bright and always a good time. Low maintenance bc they’re just here to chill and put out good vibes
@rayrgirl Prayer plant. Backs of the leaves are deep purple. Looks watercolor painted irl. A nuanced foliage, has a point of view
@amirralol Peace Lily. If you meet her basic needs/take care of her well and give her attention she gives you pretty lilies year round