sitting on my apartment balcony and realizing my husband reflexively locked the door when he went inside and went to bed
um
HE& #39;S DONE IT AGAIN
He just did it again but I realized immediately and began pounding on the door.
he just did it while i was on a video call, there is video evidence
my husband is in another state right now, but i am sitting on the balcony and my guard is still up
last night, vid call w my brother on the balcony. go to open the door. the door. is locked from the inside. .
last night, carving pumpkins on the balcony, happy as can be. string lights are on, got some spooky music playing quietly. I hear a tchk from the door. ben has locked it.
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