Guys this is nothing compared to when two Cosettes were fingering.
This was almost a joke about two Fantines but I said, "In this pandemic? No, Sara. In this pandemic, we HEIGHTEN."
This thread is VERY specific but it& #39;s going to reach the three people who will appreciate it, and it is for them that I toil.
Considered making it about a Jellicle Cat but we& #39;ve been doing Cats jokes about four months longer than necessary.
Maybe could& #39;ve gone with something else but that would risk me proving to the world that I& #39;m not particularly into Sondheim, and they can& #39;t take that right now.
Feels like it would& #39;ve hit harder with a Phantom of the Opera joke. Hmm. Going to continue to workshop.
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